cataclysmcalamities:

hoodank:

chalkos:

Honestly the most forgotten thing in the Homestuck Fandom is that John has long sleeves

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or hes shirtless and his symbol is a tattoo

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swaggie2cape:

randomegbert:

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help

not a chance!

"hi mister egbert sorry i put it in your sons butt"


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swaggie2cape replied to your post
its not my fault ok i dont even know what a dad IS like how do you even talk to a dad this is uncharted territory man


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swaggie2cape:

randomegbert:

you know, i wasn’t sure if you remembered.

guess i’ll be waiting here for you. do you want anything to eat?

yeah no my sense of direction is fuckin garbage ive got it saved in my phone

technology runs my life john

uh

yeah actually i havent eaten anything wow

well, ok then. i’ll be sure to have something for you to eat when you get here.


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swaggie2cape:

randomegbert:

well, you do know where i live, right? i can send you the address if you don’t.

ive been there before

i used to fly straight from houston remember

you know, i wasn’t sure if you remembered.

guess i’ll be waiting here for you. do you want anything to eat?


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swaggie2cape:

randomegbert:

seriously? where are you???

idk the middle of nowhere

i got gps man im good

gimme like 5 minutes

well, you do know where i live, right? i can send you the address if you don’t.


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swaggie2cape:

status update im in washington finally

????????

seriously? where are you???


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